Puter? Me?

I just bought a new laptop and I love it! So this post is coming straight from my new top of the line HP... why do I need a top of the line laptop? I don't, but I don't know a fucking thing about computers, so if it's expensive, I'm assuming it's good. In the matter of one day (yesterday) I brought a new computer, got a hot tattoo (more on that later) and bought absinthe. The day was quite eventful, all while doing a serious bar crawl in the Palisades mall- shout out to the Rock!