Friday, January 30, 2009
Comeback Falls Short
Thursday, January 29, 2009
RNT Harry Ballerz!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Steal from another website Wednesday!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Max Payne: 3 Second Review
I almost creamed my pants when I saw the trailer for this movie. It looked AWESOME! Alas, I was fucking PWN3D! by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch because this movie consisted of two cool scenes and a whole bunch of nonsense. I know Mark Whalberg is from Boston but after the 10th scene where he uses one bullet to kill 4 guys, I'd had enough. Not only that, but my man got blasted in the stomach at point blank range with a shotgun and not only got up- but grabbed the guy and beat him to death with his own shotgun, what?! Trust me it sounds a lot cooler than it looked in the movie.
Ooh, and Mila Kunis is in this movie. In the credits she is listed as "inappropriately hot chick with big guns that kills everyone and can dodge bullets". Yea, its pretty horrible. Ludacris is in it... 'nuff said.
P.S. Nellie Furtado is in this movie. I say this as another reason not to watch it.
Tuesday Puzzle Part 2
New Tattoo
Monday, January 26, 2009
SKI SKI SKI
P.S. My favorite run is the WAY OUT and DROP OFF. They both had the razor sharp turns that if your flying down and really lean into you edges you bombing around the corner with your ear touching the ground. Was it necessary to take that turn that fast? No, but then again most fun things in life are completely unnecessary. Grip 'n Rip. I'm just serious.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Staples
Friday, January 16, 2009
RNT Brick Party!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Go BIG BLUE!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
I can reade too!
This really should have been titled "Pet Peeve #811" because really this shit annoys me to no end. Let me paint you a picture- no not literally, jackass.
You finish watching a movie; it can be at a theatre or the comfort of your home, no matter, when some massive douche says "the book was better". Take this moment to visualize me roundhouse kicking the perp in the jaw.
I have two problems with this pompous log of shit. The first is that they say it as though they have just blasted us in the face with some profound knowledge. I mean, when someone says "the movie was better", that is when I'll be somewhat interested in your groundbreaking nugget that the 700 page book was better than it's hour-and-a-half cinematic counterpart!
My second, and this is a big one- see if you can keep up, is that numb nuts said that NOT to really inform you that the book was better so you can go out now and read it, because no one does that shit and they know it. No, they said "the book was better" just to inform your illiterate ass they they actually read a book! FUCKING A! I knew you could read but The DaVinci Code?! I had no idea that you could manage to get through a 300 page book written at a 4th grade reading level. This is amaze-tastic! I'm going to split your head open just to give your massive cerebellum more room to grow because obviously your melon is suffocating your thirst for knowledge, that can only be obtained by reading ridiculous fiction books. Condescend this:
Monday, January 5, 2009
Eagle Eye: 3 Second Review
This movie is like a combination of Old School (if Old School wasn't funny), The Rock (if The Rock didn't have any cool action scenes) and The Departed (if The Departed had no good actors)... so what I'm saying is this movie was nothing like any of those movies. Here's the deal, if you can watch Eagle Eye without saying "really?! Are you kidding me?" I will refund you all the monies you paid for this review.
Nostalgia
On a whim, I called my best friend Tracy, from high school and we made plans to meet up Saturday. Well, she came up with another great friend, Alyssa. They originally only planned on staying for a couple of drinks but stayed for hours. Absolutely nothing has changed. They still smile the same, laugh the same, cry the same (yes, there was crying). It made me feel good that even after 10 years 4 people could sit down and talk like we saw each other yesterday. It made me happy, it was a fulfilling type of happiness. Lol, everyone says you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone. I didn't realize what I lost 'till I got it back. That's not some "I'm so wise and introspective comment (although I kinda am and it kinda is, lol) Hopefully, we'll be joining each other at the Garden for the Bruins- Rangers game!
Game Time!
The room got very quiet all of a sudden, which at TD Garden, home of the World Champion Celtics, was a little weird. When I turned all the way around I was staring at the championship trophy. It's pretty gaudy when you actually see it- just a solid gold statue and a lot smaller than you would think; I feel like there's and Italian guy somewhere that would love to wear it like a chain around his neck. We all took turns taking pictures with it- now, I'm not a Celts fan but you don't have to be to appreciate getting the opportunity to take a picture with it. I imagine it's like girls seeing a famous celebrity and getting a quick pic to remember it. It's funny because you're not allowed to pick up the trophy. It seems like common sense why not- but the quarter size dent on the front of the basketball makes it seem REALLY obvious. Apparently, some wicked shit hammered fans tried reenacting Kevin Garnett lifting the trophy and dropped it. EHHHH, what are you going to do? Faaack 'em.