One Way Out

Has anyone seen the new television show One Way Out? This guy is an escape artist who does some crazy stunts. So in his last episode he escaped from an icy box. Well, I had a couple of beers and thought "fuck man, I can do that shit!" I just needed a little practice holding my breather. I sat on the couch holding my breathe for one full minute, no problem. Then Jess tells me I need to start training in ice water (she was drinking too). I didn't want to jump into a bathtub filled with ice so I filled the sink up and started by dunking my head. I lasted 30 seconds (not the first time, I've said that) before I panicked and pulled out (hahaha, you know where I'm going with this). I tried one last time and came up short again so I quit and it was then that I realized escapology wasn't for me. I'll just stick to bad puns. I'm just serious.