Sunday, September 7, 2008

Entourage- Worst Premier Ever

What the fuck was that? This show is becoming a 14 year old boy's fantasy, which is fine, if you need something to jerk off to, but I have porn for that. After a whole year this is the what they came up with to get us back into it? Let's review:

Same old shit: Vince is nailing hot ass chicks.
New?: Vince is nailing two hot ass chicks in Mexico

Same old shit: An unemployed Turtle is riding Vince's coattails for pussy.
New?: An unemployed Turtle is riding Vince's coattails in Mexico, yes for pussy.

Same old shit: Vince doesn't give a shit about his career.
New?: Vince doesn't give a shit about his career but he has an "I don't give a shit beard."

Same old shit: Ari is funny as fuck.
New?: Ari is still funny as fuck.

So, as you can see, the last half hour was a complete waste of my time. Hasn't this show already gone through the Vince needs a job or we're all fucked phase? And what was that whole thing with Drama not taking a picture from the right side? Is that like Derek Zoolander not being able to turn left? I'm done asking rhetorical questions! This episode was PAR at best. I'm just serious.

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